he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And then the night went full on bisexual.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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