I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's blow job season.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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