my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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