I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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