Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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