this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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