So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
