Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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