Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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