he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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