I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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