no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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