At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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