It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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