Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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