Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
actually, I'm a sock model
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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