just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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