how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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