So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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