You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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