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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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