If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
