this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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