I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
