so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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