That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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