dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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