I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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