Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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