I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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