I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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