My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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