Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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