So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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