If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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