the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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