Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize
