tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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