Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
