You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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