actually, I'm a sock model
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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