My nipple is on Facebook.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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