i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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