windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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