I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Dicks are not precious.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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