His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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