Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
