I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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