Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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