So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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