margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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