so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize