She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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