He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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