who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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