okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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