that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Dicks are not precious.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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