We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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