I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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